Saturday, June 20, 2009

Ned Recommends

I just watched the best bad movie I have seen in a long time. If you have on demand from comcast, and also happen have Encore, I recommend you check out a movie called Cemetary Man. The basic plot is, this guy is the grounds keeper at a cemetary, and for some reason the bodies he buries keep coming back to life. The only thing I can compare this movie to is Shawn of the Dead meets Edgar Allen Poe meets Shakespeare meets some imbucile who doesn't know how to make a decent movie. If you've ever wondered if a disembodied head can make it around without assistance, or whether or not it's a good idea to bury a motorcyclist with his bike, or how soon after being vomited you should completely act like nothing happened, this is the movie for you. Here's a quick clip, check it out.